So I have a government project due tomorrow and my printer is out of ink and I don’t have the money to buy more ink and even if I did idk how to buy ink like what the fuck
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS